The author has not been regarded as "visually attractive" or even "vaguely lovely" for a number of decades; he consequently doesn't do TV without inducements of a substantial nature. (Quality pastry and sparkling wine are indicements of the required sort.) Most other publicity opportunities, except those necessitating physical exertion, nudity and/or interaction with animals (wild and domestic) will be considered.
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Dead Set, Alan Mewling and Dare To Think Rights
All rights are owned by the author.
Smoke and Mirrors and Rip Off Rights
Most international rights are owned by Pan MacMillan, Sydney, Australia. Contact Leah Channels at MacMillan in Sydney on 02 9285 9122.
Film and TV rights are retained by the author.